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MEMBER'S HOTLINE, July 23, 1979
Aren't
you afraid
fhat all
this shady
wheelin1
and dealina
will get
you into
trouble??
What trouble?! I'd just have to
appear before a group of Judps
l'IIOStof whom are as crooked as I
am! The worst that can happen· is,
a Grand Jury starts poking around!
You have
relatives
in Switz·
erland?!
In which case, I rnign... take
my pension... and go live in
Switzerland with my loved onnl
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury ...
you have heard all the evidence in
this case! It all boils down to who
is telling the truth: The defendant
a convicted felon ...or these two hon·
est, hard-working Police Officers!
Now; retire to the Jury Room, delib·
erate, and bring in a just verdict!
l dont' get
it! How come
you let those
two punks go?
They really
worked that
old guy over!
Sometimes, Justice
must be tempered
with Mercy! Besides,
I've got no time for
a lone lqal hassle!
I'm already late
for my tennis game!
If you believe the
crook-I mean, the
defendant, then find
him "Not Guilty!" But
if you believe these
fine, dedicated Offi·
cers, then bring in a
verdict of "GUILTY"!!
And you
know that
tennis
courts
are more
crowded
than mine!
Judge Kickback, doesn't
the JURY really have
the final say in any
trial, no matter HOW
the Judge might feel?
We don't
have to
deliberate,
Your Honor!
We find the
defendant
"Guilty As
Charged"!
Joey, Baby ... that's like
saying the Referee can't
influence the outcome of
a game! Come on ... I'll
show you what I mean...
Were you boys ever
in trouble before?
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I have
to
charge
this
Jury-
'f"RAFFI(;
C()UR1'"
$1£1!1.."S 77()'1
No wonder the
streets aren't
safe! Hoods like
that should be
LOCKED UP!!
Unfortunately, Your
Honor, you just set
them free! This is
Joe Nomyth, turning
you back to MAD •..